I was going through the grocery ads this morning. Every store in my area has the diet pill Alli advertised. Alli is the new diet drug that blocks fat absorption in the body. One of the side effects is that you poop yellow grease. You don't just poop yellow grease, it shoots right out. Without warning. So you are going along with your day like no body's business, and all of a sudden you poop your pants. Not regular poop, greasy yellow poop.
There are reports the diet drug is flying off the shelves in LA. I can see the opportunity for the paparazzi to have a field day with this one. Soon we will be seeing photos of poopy britches. I'd rather have big britches than poopy britches any day of the week.
I think I will stay out of the pharmacy and go for a walk.
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I've been taking it about a week, plus I'm on the Jenny Craig diet. I can't seem to ONLY eat my Jenny Craig food. I always cheat during the day. So I figured the Alli would help for the cheating. So, consequently I haven't had any of the nasty side effects because I'm not eating too much fat. I did eat some loaded fries the other day. Oh my goodness, was I glad to see that my body didn't absorb all that fat. But I didn't lose the grease in my britches, just in the toilet. :) Very nice result.
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